SLAM THAT STEM

Volker Bicycles has a Spooky Havocstaff.

More Spooky-bombing, this time from Ian.

This is the last of Matt’s Spookys.  I swear.

Matt apparently trains along the side of abandoned factories.  Or something.  Must be where he keeps his stem drilling factory.  Thus making the factory non-abandoned.

Right.

Matt also has a slammed slalom bike.

So there’s that.

I ride road bikes, so this thing scares me on so many levels.  No way would my mom let me ride that and do “tricks”.

MATT.  You know how to slam, but not how to correctly position a phone picture.

Unless off to either side of the photo were sexy naked people, and you cropped them out so the photo would be appropriate for sharing on this Internet website.

MATT.  With more Spookys.

BONUS POINTS for the drilled stem on the road bike.  It’s what has to be done to get it done.

Matt has some Spookys.  Lots of Spookys.

They are all slammed.  You will be seeing them.