HELLO.

HELLO AGAIN.

You probably left me. That’s okay. You probably found other Tumblrs, sites that updated more frequently and didn’t get burnt out on making silly jokes about stems.

That’s cool. You’ve got needs. But I’m back now, for realz, with motivation and vigor and other things that are required for trying to creatively comment on stems.

Come back when you want to, I’ll be here, posting stuff.

Oh, also, all t-shirts are now 50% off. Show people your SICK WATTS for only $10 + shipping.

Headset bearing covers are also now only available through a local bike shop. Why? Cuz. They’re good at selling, installing and advising on bike parts. I’m good at making dumb jokes.

Best to let people excel at what they’re good at.

There’s a lot of the USA (AND THE WORLD) that doesn’t have shops carrying the Metallic Poutine headset bearing cover. If you want to get in on this, email metallicpoutine@gmail.com.

Now back to slamming.

Tags: business

WHOA! Metallic Poutine, aka the business arm of this silly website, is the title sponsor of the FANTASTIC Exeter Classic.

So, if you live near Exeter, NH (or in Boston) you need to come up and race the bikes.

Buy my bicycle!
$1100 without wheels. Wheel options available HERE ON THE CRAIGSLIST.
Currently has a bare headset bearing cover, but I’ll swap it out to anything we have in stock for no charge.
I’m in New Hampshire, but I will ship if someone wants to pay for it (but I’d rather not).

Buy my bicycle!

$1100 without wheels. Wheel options available HERE ON THE CRAIGSLIST.

Currently has a bare headset bearing cover, but I’ll swap it out to anything we have in stock for no charge.

I’m in New Hampshire, but I will ship if someone wants to pay for it (but I’d rather not).

Tags: business

Buy some stuff, pick it up at CX worlds

What the title says. From the Metallic Poutine blog:

I’m going to Cross Worlds, and I’ve got boxes of t-shirts and piles of headset bearing covers. Maybe you are ALSO going to Worlds, and you want to buy some stuff?

If this is the case, choose “Local Pickup – CX Worlds” at checkout, I’ll bring the goods to Louisville, and I’ll send a note out about where they can be picked up! Perhaps at a team tent, or maybe at some bar, or maybe you’ll just have to run around the course and chase me down.

Get the goods here.

Tags: business

NEW METALLIC POUTINE SITE!

Wow, I’m just BLASTING YOU with Metallic Poutine news.

Anyway, there’s a new site! Same URL, but I spent more than 40 minutes on this one.

I hope you go there and buy some shirts? Or maybe some headset bearing covers?

Tags: business

DOING IT WRONG DUMP. Over.

Hey. Good news.

Doing it wrong dump is over.

There are still two more posts that I wanted to post. But I hit my daily photo upload limit on Tumblr. Which I didn’t know existed.

So, you’re spared. Tomorrow we’ll return to normal stems.

Now that you’ve seen those, you can appreciate slammed goodness.

Doing it wrong dump - TOMORROW.

74 examples of terribleness coming your way tomorrow. Schedule some time with your therapist, or stop following this blog for a day if you’d rather. I won’t take it personally.

SOME NEW THINGS:
Black headset bearing covers are back in stock!
DID YOU WANT GREEN OR PINK HEADSET BEARING COVERS? No? Well, maybe someone else did. And now they can buy them.
Also, t-shirts.
So, buy some! Or don’t, that’s cool too.

SOME NEW THINGS:

  1. Black headset bearing covers are back in stock!
  2. DID YOU WANT GREEN OR PINK HEADSET BEARING COVERS? No? Well, maybe someone else did. And now they can buy them.
  3. Also, t-shirts.

So, buy some! Or don’t, that’s cool too.

STUFF UPDATE!

  1. Sick Watts shirts are ready to go on the Internet, so go do that if you want to.
  2. Black headset bearing covers will be back in stock in about two weeks.
  3. Oh crap, the post queue dried up. I will solve that later, probably with some gin.
  4. I hope everyone on the Internet is doing good, you are all pretty awesome. Keep sharing your awesome with me, and I will share it with the Internet.

That is the update.

Tags: business

DO YOU PUT OUT SICK WATTS?!?

DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW?!?

Some new t-shirts were just born - SICK WATTS, in your choice of powermeter. Printed in Portsmouth, NH at Black Sheep Design on Next Level shirts. Designed, as always, by Ryan White and inspired by Steve Hopengarten.

They will be with me at GP Gloucester tomorrow, where you can buy them for $20 (cash or credit or PayPal).

On Monday, they will be on Metallic Poutine for ordering.

Shoot me an email (slamthatstem@gmail.com) to coordinate, tweet at me (@slamthatstem), or stop by the Pedal Power team tent. I’ll be at the race from 6:30 a.m. until after the Elite men’s race. I will probably spend time in the beer tent. Otherwise, I’ll tweet my location when I’m somewhere for a while.