You probably left me. That’s okay. You probably found other Tumblrs, sites that updated more frequently and didn’t get burnt out on making silly jokes about stems.
That’s cool. You’ve got needs. But I’m back now, for realz, with motivation and vigor and other things that are required for trying to creatively comment on stems.
Come back when you want to, I’ll be here, posting stuff.
Oh, also, all t-shirts are now 50% off. Show people your SICK WATTS for only $10 + shipping.
Headset bearing covers are also now only available through a local bike shop. Why? Cuz. They’re good at selling, installing and advising on bike parts. I’m good at making dumb jokes.
Best to let people excel at what they’re good at.
There’s a lot of the USA (AND THE WORLD) that doesn’t have shops carrying the Metallic Poutine headset bearing cover. If you want to get in on this, email email@example.com.
Now back to slamming.
What the title says. From the Metallic Poutine blog:
I’m going to Cross Worlds, and I’ve got boxes of t-shirts and piles of headset bearing covers. Maybe you are ALSO going to Worlds, and you want to buy some stuff?
If this is the case, choose “Local Pickup – CX Worlds” at checkout, I’ll bring the goods to Louisville, and I’ll send a note out about where they can be picked up! Perhaps at a team tent, or maybe at some bar, or maybe you’ll just have to run around the course and chase me down.
Get the goods here.
Wow, I’m just BLASTING YOU with Metallic Poutine news.
Anyway, there’s a new site! Same URL, but I spent more than 40 minutes on this one.
I hope you go there and buy some shirts? Or maybe some headset bearing covers?
Hey. Good news.
Doing it wrong dump is over.
There are still two more posts that I wanted to post. But I hit my daily photo upload limit on Tumblr. Which I didn’t know existed.
So, you’re spared. Tomorrow we’ll return to normal stems.
Now that you’ve seen those, you can appreciate slammed goodness.
74 examples of terribleness coming your way tomorrow. Schedule some time with your therapist, or stop following this blog for a day if you’d rather. I won’t take it personally.