What the hell is going on with this GB Team Bike bullshit?  Knock-off eBay frames look better than that thing.

Seriously.  What the hell.  British cycling created a super team and won the tour after dominating track for years, and the tools they give their superstars look like someone barfed up a Nashbar frame.

Wiggo get your act together ASAP or else I’m coming to your house and stealing all of your yellow jerseys and using them as chain rags.

(Photos from Sanford and George.  They found them on the Internet - I don’t know where, and they didn’t tell me)